Sunday, March 22, 2009

SiteBuildIt Scam Review

SiteBuildIt was brought to my attention recently by a fellow blogger named Lissie through her SiteBuildIt Scam review, and I'll be damned if it isn't one of the dumbest ass websites that Ive ever heard of. What we have here is basically a barebones website building and hosting service in a box. And apparently they charge people tons of money to use this thing. Since I'm supposedly providing some sort of make money online information service here, I figure that I should warn my visitors on this lame pyramid scheme.

Here's the rub: The Site Build It scam involves paying some dude named Dr. Ken Evoy (who is probably not a "real" doctor but more like one of those doctors that you see talking about male enhancement pills on TV infomercials) $300 just for the privilege to build and host a site with his program. Apparently it comes with "search engine help" and access to a super exclusive private forum to help you along on your quest of trying to make money online without any sort of plan or business model. Basically you're just supposed make a site about bananas and slap Adsense on it, because in the SiteBuildIt world any website can be monetized. Even sites about bananas...

But as an added bonus, you can get in on some affiliate marketing selling "The Program". This is the best part about it as it doesn't require you to use Site Build It - Just set up a website and sell the thing to unfortunate newbies that are trying to make money online and don't know any better than to buy a shitty product from soulless affiliate marketers. Because, you know, it's cool to try to trick people into spending a ton of money on something that they don't even need when you're an asshole. Don't forget that those referral earnings are annually recurring! That's $75 EVERY YEAR PER REFERRAL just for being an asshole! Can't you just smell the potential...?

Then there's the awesome private forum. This is a wonderful place where you can get help on how to make money online from people who have no idea how to make money online. It's truly awesome, and just as unhelpful as it sounds. This is a great place to meet new people and share ideas with them until you are eventually all called out to a shack in the desert of Arizona so you can build the great rocket-powered monument of Dr. Ken Evoy to ride to the mother planet. At least you'll know that all those ridiculously excessive web-hosting fees were put to good use.

Here's the problem with this whole thing: it's basically just an expensive version of Blogger. There's not a single thing that this program offers that isn't available online for free. Hell, Site Build It owner Dr. Ken Evoy will even come to your site and talk to you for free - all you have to do is write a negative article about his precious "Program" and he'll be on your site in a jiffy, leaving a hella-long message about why you better conform to the evil ways of SiteBuildIt or else... Lest you be threatened with imaginary lawsuits for insulting "The Program". This is pretty cool because most people have to pay for the privilege to speak to Dr. Ken Evoy. And even if you pay, there's no guarantees that you'll be allowed to stay in the cult - Dr. Ken Evoy has the power to personally ban you from his system if you show any signs of being a free-thinking individual. Site Build It doesn't take too kindly to the kind of dirty liberal communist hippies that have the audacity to communicate anything but absolute contentedness...

Anyway, the point is this: You DON'T NEED SiteBuild It! Just set up a free blogspot blog and forget that you ever even heard about SiteBuildIt... For even more information, check out this SiteBuildIt scam review.

Thursday, March 19, 2009

CashCrate Review - Can You Really Make Money Online with CashCrate.Com, Or is it a Scam?

Editor: I wrote this review quite a few years ago and I no longer have an account with CashCrate. The following review may or may not reflect the current state of the site, I have no idea. Things may have changed since I wrote this. Take this review for whatever it's worth (it's probably not worth anything at this point).

If you're reading this, you've probably seen someone writing about how great CashCrate is somewhere on the internet, so you decided to do some independent investigating to find out if it really works. According to the people who want so desperately for you to sign up with the site, CashCrate is the very best way to make money online ever EVER, and have a-ton-and-a-half of super-fun while doing it! Yippee Hooray! Well, I've got a news-flash for you, Walter Cronkite... It isn't.

But why, WHY would some random person on the internet ever lie to you?! It doesn't make any sense! OK, let's go check out that CashCrate link that you saw on JimBob'sGetRichQuickOnlineBlog.scam before you decided to read this review. Sure, the link itself looks fairly innocent - it probably simply reads "CashCrate" like my link here does. Now hover your mouse over it - Is the address of the link "cashcrate.com" followed by a backslash and a bunch of numbers? Yes? Of course it is... That's a referral link. You see, the vast majority of people ranting and raving about how you can get totally rich with CashCrate are merely trying to hawk their referral link (just like I did here with my link) because THEY get paid if you sign up through it. So you join and do a bunch of work, clicking through seemingly endless pages of spam offers for a measly fifty cents, and they make an effortless profit. These people prey on beginners like you because you have no idea how to make money online, which is why you're reading about CashCrate in the first place. People who actually know how to make money online don't use programs like this - they might promote them, but they don't use them. That stuff's for suckers. And that's where you, the well-intentioned but totally clueless newbie, come in.

Oh, OK, I get it now - They just said all that stuff about how wonderful CashCrate is because it can benefit them! Exactly. You don't have to be as cynical as I am to realize that these people are willing to tell you anything to make a buck. If they truly wanted you to join CashCrate solely out of the goodness of their hearts, they wouldn't need to try to trick you into clicking on their referral link. The warm, fuzzy feeling they get from helping you earn money online would be rewarding enough...

I'm getting off track here (we'll get to how actually using the CashCrate website works soon, I promise), but this is valuable information. There are people trying to profit from your gullibility everywhere on the internet. Even a supposedly reputable site like Associated Content here seems to be more than happy to pay people to publish their crappy spam articles that are nothing more than plagiarisms of a site's official FAQs, promoting the author's personal referral links, or worse, their "How To Make Money Online" scam blogs. It's almost comical how terrible the large majority of articles on the topic of "making money online" are, but that's just the way the world woks. People want to make money by pretending to tell you how to make money. Not that I'm above it; I'll admit it - I like money, and I'd probably be willing to lie to someone on the internet to get it if I ever got desperate enough. Luckily for you though, I didn't decide to write this article to do that. I wrote it to tell you the awful truth about every aspect of CashCrate because no one else is willing to do it (and also because it'll be fun to piss off CashCrate's internet marketer flunkies by exposing their dirty little secrets to the very people that they're trying to scam). There's no referral money to be made from honesty as far as I can tell...

OK, so now that we've covered the fact that CashCrate referral-pushers have no souls or credibility, please come with me on the wonderful, magical journey of using Cashcrate! Let's take a look at the website, shall we? Ooh! There's a happy little cartoon box-guy standing on top of a literal mountain of money! KEWWWWWT!!! This looks promising... Isn't it so exciting?

As soon as you join, you get instant access to the incredibly exclusive "Member's Area." This is where you'll be spending (OK - wasting) most of your time, sifting through page after page of offers that sound too good to be true. A free $500 JC Penney Gift Card? Plus 30 cents? I'm sooooooo there!

But wait - To get that "free" gift card, you need to complete an offer which requires you to sign up for 8 different sub-offers! And that means spending money, or, at best, signing up for free trials that you'll end up being charged for if you forget to cancel them during the free trial period. That doesn't seem like a very good way to earn money... OK, forget that then, let's look for something that doesn't cost anything. Hey look, here's some! They want us to sign up for other websites. That's slightly less annoying and doesn't take too long. Plus we can get paid to subscribe to e-mail newletters that we have no interest in receiving. That's not so bad, either. Let's do it! Oh dear - look at all the spam we're getting in our e-mail now! We really shouldn't have used our primary e-mail address! But it's OK because we've just joined 8 websites and 5 newsletters and made about 10 dollars. Cool!

And this is where you hit "The Wall." You've just completed all of the decent offers and there's not much left for you to do. Outside of joining those websites, all of the other free offers are a total pain to complete, mainly consisting of pages full of ads trying to sell you stuff that you have to click through. You'll end up spending 10 minutes surfing through spam sites to earn that 50 cent reward. Of course, that's assuming you even get credited for it at all. I've had plenty of my earnings (nearly half of them, actually) perpetually held up in "pending" status until they just dropped off the grid completely. That's time I spent for nothing. Apparently clearing out my computer's cookies after each completed offer could have potentially prevented the problem, but I wasn't aware of that until it was too late.

Then there are the surveys. We all love surveys, right? Well CashCrate is willing to pay you a lousy 80 cents for completing them, with the allowed daily maximum you can take being two. I'd love to tell you how great these are, but I didn't manage to qualify for any of the ones that I attempted. Which is the norm with surveys, but at $0.80 a pop, they'd only be worth the hassle if they were less than 45 minutes long. Which they aren't. To be honest, I wasn't terribly motivated to try many of these. Regardless, as far as online surveys go, you can earn a lot more at dedicated survey sites.

OK, so that's all totally lame, but hey, that referral business sounds pretty awesome! Maybe I can make some money by signing up for CashCrate and posting my worthless referral link in a comment on this very article just like all those other silly people that are doing it! Oh yeah, like that's going to work... What makes your referral link special? Why is anyone ever going to randomly click on it? The answer: They won't. If someone reading this article was truly inspired to join CashCrate right this second, they would have just went back to the search engine they came from and found it themselves or clicked on MY link. These "PLEEZ be my referral!" people are going about it all wrong, which is exactly why they're so hard up for referrals that they've resorted to posting spam comments on every article and blog post about CashCrate that they can find. You can't fault them for not knowing any better, but you definitely don't want to follow their example. And doing it the right way involves a lot of work - most likely more than you're willing to take on.

For the successful referral hawkers (the ones that have their own smartly-constructed, search-engine-optimized websites that have no valuable content but all the right keywords), it might be an OK way to make some cash, but they probably aren't riding around in limousines sipping champagne with Playboy or Playgirl bunnies, either. To make even a negligible amount of money from referring someone, the referr-ee has to actually be somewhat successful with the site. Most people will sign-up, earn a buck or two for an hour of mindlessly clicking through ads and all of the other junk that CashCrate has to offer, and give up out of complete and utter frustration/boredom. The big profiteer in that situation is CashCrate - As far as business models go, CashCrate and all of the other "Get Paid To" offer sites like it are genius: Lure people in with the prospect of making some quick and easy cash, then have them click on a ton of stuff and earn you a few dollars from your affiliates until they realize that it's a gigantic waste of time and quit without being paid a dime. Good deal. For the average everyday Joe or Jane who might actually use their service hoping to make a little money, however, CashCrate is going to be a mind-numbing exercise in futility.

Assuming you aren't an expert in the field of internet marketing or an excessively patient individual with a high tolerance level for tedious activities and nothing better to do with your time, the best you're likely to do with CashCrate as a casual user is someday earn that $20 minimum required to request payment, wait 6 weeks to receive your check, cash it, and come to the crushing realization that you're a total sucker for spending hours upon hours online trying to make 20 freakin' dollars. The worst case scenario: You earn nothing, end up accidentally spending a bunch of money on crap you didn't want, and get harassed by Columbia House for the rest of your life. Get 5 DVDs for only 49 cents after buying 2 at regular price! Woohoo! Isn't CashCrate awesome?! The answer is no, not really. Can you make money with them? Yes. In fact, if you're willing to put A TON of time and effort into it, it might even be reasonably profitable for you. Reasonably profitable being a few hundred dollars a year - still chump change as far as the world of earning money online goes though. Is it worth the hassle? I guess that's up to you decide, but as for my opinion? No, it's not. There are much more lucrative, easier ways to make money online. CashCrate is mostly geared towards people who do a lot of online shopping and want to receive discounts on things that they were going to buy anyway.

So now you've read this whole long-winded article and yet maybe you're still kind of curious about trying to make money using CashCrate for some reason or another. OK - if you haven't already, go search for another review, but this time look for one that has a positive opinion of the site. Maybe try this CashCrate Review (EDITOR: Link is dead, removed), which is honest and balanced. Read it and process all of the information you've just been given. What do you think? Who's telling the truth and who's a dirty, rotten liar? Most importantly - Does it sound like a good deal to you? If so, it probably won't hurt too much for you to try it out for yourself and form your own opinion. Here's a non-referral CashCrate link (Go ahead and check it using the technique I showed you - it's clean) for you to click on if you want to go explore the site. Of course, you're more than welcome to use my referral link at the beginning of this article (EDITOR: Referral link removed. I no longer have a CashCrate account) if you want to (I personally don't care if you do or not - It's mostly just there for reference purposes and as a small experiment. But hey, if you're going to spend your time making someone else a profit anyway, it might as well be me!). If you do decide to join despite everything you've just read, at least you can't complain that no one ever gave you the full story...

- Last updated on May 23, 2013

Tuesday, March 3, 2009

Money Making Websites

It seems like these days everyone wants to make money online. Hey, why not? There are a lot of free money making websites to choose from, and you're already on the computer dicking around anyway, so you may as well profit from it... Unfortunately, the majority of these make money online websites are colossal wastes of time - yeah, in most cases they do pay you for doing whatever it is they're asking of you, but it's almost never worth the effort. But if you're here you obviously have an interest in checking out some of these "money making websites", so since I'm such a swell guy I've decided to try them out first so you don't have to and tell you what I think about them.

I'm going to come straight out and admit it - I'm not a fan of any one of these sites. I use Adsense and affiliate marketing to make money online and that's about it. Why? Because that's where the money is. I don't want to waste an hour of my time online completing menial tasks just to earn five dollars. I want to earn like a bazillion dollars. While I sleep... With that said, I'm going to try to be as impartial as possible and tell you what each make money online website is all about - For better or for worse...

Specifically, I'm talking about survey sites, "offer" sites, sites that pay you to read e-mails, sites that pay you to write articles for them, and everything in between. I've already stated that I flat-out don't like them and think they're a waste of time. But I also understand that others don't feel the same way as I do, and it's for these people that I'm going to systematically give my mostly unflattering opinions on them. It's my goal with this blog to help you wade through all of the crap and give you the skinny on which of these sites are actually going to be worth your time. I'm not going to give you bullshit - rest assured that everything I write is going to be my honest opinion and I'm never going to convince you to try anything that I wouldn't use myself. In fact, it's not likely that I'm going to recommend any of these make money online websites - I'm just going to give you the information along with my opinion and then YOU can decide if you want to try it or not. I'm going to pretty much guarantee you that no one else on the internet is writing about these "get paid to" programs more honestly than I will. There's already a ton of crappy sites on the internet giving terrible advice on the subject of making money online so I don't need to make another one. Most of these sites are just promoting these money making programs so that you use their affiliate links to sign up and earn money for them. I'm going to provide my affiliate links to these sites as well but unlike them I'm never going to lie to you about what I think, and I'm going to provide non-affiliate links as well for those who would rather let my children starve (don't worry, I won't hold it against you). I'm here to give you the brutally honest truth about these make money online websites, and then you get to make the decision whether to use them or not. And I don't care what you decide - All I want to do with this site is guide you on your wonderful, frustratingly unrewarding journey of trying to make money online with these free "make money online" services. Stick with me and I'll help you earn a few dollars and hopefully minimize the amount of time you're going to waste doing it.

Sunday, March 1, 2009

A Very Boring Privacy Policy

Hello, and welcome to my kick ass privacy policy. No one actually reads these things and all of the information that follows is useless, but Google requires me to post this, so here it is:

I have no interest in obtaining your personal information. Nothing on this site (that I have control of) is designed to invade your privacy. With that said:

Log Files

This site uses a stat tracker. This provides me with information such as IP addresses, browser type, referring sites or search queries, visited pages, exit pages, a date/time stamp, and very boring demographic information for aggregate use. Basically, this just tells me how many people looked at my site, how they found it, and that's about it. None of this provides any personally identifiable information. I have no idea who you are and never will.

Cookies

I don't personally put cookies on this blog. However, I use a third-party advertising service and have no control over what they do. They may put cookies in their ads - I don't know nor care.

Links

This site contains links to other sites. I have no idea what their privacy policies are, and once again I also don't really care. Just keep in mind that this privacy policy refers to this site only. Once you leave, anything that happens to you is out of my control.

My Advertisers

I use Adsense, Bidvertiser, and Adbrite on this site and have no control over whatever horrible, evil things they might do to you. I can say that they most certainly use cookies - Who knows what else. If you're concerned about this, please refer to Adsense's privacy policy.

If you have any questions about this, feel free to contact me through one of the "contact" links on this site.

Adsense's DoubleDART cookies:

Adsense is currently using a cookie which collects information on your browsing history to decide which ads to display to you personally, i.e. "Interest Based Advertising." If you'd rather not let Adsense invade your personal privacy in this way, please feel free to opt out here.

(Note: I am not in any way associated with Google or Adsense outside of displaying their ads on this site so for more information please visit Google and read their privacy policy. I only put this up as I am required to do so.)

- Updated April 22, 2009